Topic Mission: 25,000 posts
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DStroyU |
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heehee, shitastic.
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maverick slayer |
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A master thief...brilliant! I would probably steal a lot of food, since I'm cool like that.
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Archfiend Baramos |
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You sure would save money on lobster, portibella mushrooms, New York strip, champagne, etc.
WANT TO ROLL HIM AROUND A BIT? NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE, AFTER ALL. |
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Incognito123 |
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I'm gonna have to factor invisibility into my retirement plan.
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maverick slayer |
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I'm never gonna retire...since I'll never have a job. :>
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Archfiend Baramos |
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That sounds like some sort of plan maybe!
Yo, this guy on Jeopardy! said he was a "self-proclaimed gadabout". I perhaps too should do some of that self-proclaiming gadaboutness, as soon as I figure out what exactly a gadabout is (I believe it's something like a rake or rapscallion. Possibly Setzer-like, as the guy was wearing a cravat.) WANT TO ROLL HIM AROUND A BIT? NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE, AFTER ALL. |
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maverick slayer |
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That does sound Setzer-like...My goodness, he's my hero.
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Incognito123 |
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Setzer is a bad ass. Damn it, now I feel like playing FF6 again aswell.
You guys always make me want to play games over and over again. spank u :3
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Archfiend Baramos |
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I myself can't wear a cravat until I get my Ph.D. and become an eccentric college professor of some sort of obscure part of English literature. Possibly
Old English mythology.
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Incognito123 |
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That would be one awesome class to teach. I'd definitely sign up for that class.
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DStroyU |
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Bring out the dragons! YEAH
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maverick slayer |
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If you buy yourself a cravat, Baramos, I'll be sure to buy you Gandalf's Pipe. Or some equally cool pipe (though there may not even be pipes as cool as
Gandalf's--to think of one is merely a pipe dream).
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Archfiend Baramos |
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I'll make sure to get one of those jackets with the leather patches on the elbows too.
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maverick slayer |
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You're on your way to greatness, my good man.
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Archfiend Baramos |
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As for the class, showing up for class and commenting on the subject matter would pretty much guarantee you an A. That's how CA-RAZY I am.
WANT TO ROLL HIM AROUND A BIT? NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE, AFTER ALL. |
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Incognito123 |
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Awesome, I could just picture you slingshotting candy across the classroom as well.
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maverick slayer |
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If you have any ridiculously hot female students, send 'em my way for a crash-course in adequate sex.
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Archfiend Baramos |
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Running an escort service for college students who need to earn money to pay for tuition was my secret plan for making millions of dollars through my career
before having it all come crashing down in my '50s resulting in my being sent to prison in a national scandal that would then be made into a Lifetime movie
of the week.
It may not be the best career path but its the one I love. And that will make all the difference. WANT TO ROLL HIM AROUND A BIT? NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY SAFE, AFTER ALL. |
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maverick slayer |
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You know...there's actually a porn website that does just that: poor college girls fuck some old guys for money. It's awesome; they have good taste.
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Archfiend Baramos |
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I hope there isn't too much footage of wrinkly old naked bodies involved, though. Urggggghhhhhh...
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