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I tuned into watch the Jeopardy re-run that ABC airs every Saturday night (around heres, anyway), and I was watching and I was like, "WTF Trebek got his mustache back and for some reason he's raving about gays destroying America. And he's not even asked any questions! Isn't this guy from Canada?"
Then I realized I was watching a new "documentary" about how gays are silencing Christians. It opened with a prolific montage "FREEDOM OF SPEE--BAM! NOT FOR CHRISTIANS! RIGHT TO ASSEMB--BAM! NOT FOR CHRISTIANS!" etc. I was astounded, glued to my chair. Obviously my viewing of prime-time network television had been hijacked by a guerilla broadcast from the Christian underground, possibly being beamed from a van down the street. After all, since they are being silenced, it stands to reason they would not be allowed to broadcast an hour-long "documentary" espousing their religious dogma on national television. I mean, what's next, entire networks devoted to Christian programming? The very idea is ludicrous in this liberal-fascist society of ours.
Next came a series of photographs of depressed and saddened children, who are perplexed by the educational system's wretched manhandling of their innocence. "One minute, the kids will be reading about puppies," quotes a middle-aged mother-looking type. "Then they might talk about working together, and getting along. Then they read 'The Two Princes', about two princes falling in love. And then they go, 'Oh, what's this all about?'...There have been scientific findings that kids are bothered by this, confused. Lots of kids are bothered by this." That's right, folks. Today's children are learning that the world is COMPLEX and COMPLICATED. How can their tiny minds handle this? The answer: THEY CAN'T. What's the gay agenda have to say about this confusion? That kids will eventually have to learn about the world around them? Hah! Not likely!
During the viewing, Not-Trebek begged the question, "Many people think that gay marriage won't affect them. YOU may even be thinking that right at this moment!" It pains me, my friends, but at that moment I WAS thinking that. Not-Trebek set me straight: "It affects parents trying to raise their children in a moral environment," as a child peddled his tricycle down the road. I was on the edge of my seat. I KNEW two gay men were going to leap out of the bushes in front of the child and begin 69ing right there on the spot while the innocent child looked on, aghast at this confusing conundrous complication, the sucking and moaning reaching his young innocent ears, scarring him for life, horror welling up on his face as the one man began to slowly insert his tongue into his lover's--well, I won't go on.
And that would be the end of America as we knew it.
Luckily, I was saved from this revelation by Not-Trebek cutting off that video and continuing with some hard facts, like that gays are responsible for AIDS. This fact was delivered by none other than a BLACK MAN, so you know that it's true! This minority hero continued with his righteous speech, defending a mayor's right to say this fact in his speech and deploring the mayor's censoring. When such words are delivered by an African American, who can stand and say that he is wrong? RACISTS, that's who.
Not-Trebek also pointed out to me that there have been ten church shootings in San Francisco or Boston or some other equally crazy liberal fag town in a decade or something, and that this means that Christians are literally HIDING in those cities because of this, because any minute gays wielding AK-47s are going to burst through the stained-glass windows and begin mowing down the choir, before stripping off their clothes and defiling the pulpit with a massive gay orgy. I thought he would comment on the recent church shooting in Kansas of an abortion doctor by a Pro-Life militant, but he seems to have overlooked this important fact. No more can we allow gay Pro-Life militants to come into our Kansan churches and shoot down our devout, Christian abortion doctors. No more. No more!
The "documentary" continued, leaving what would have been a Wheel of Fortune re-run in its wake, but I couldn't care less. I had to find out more about the liberal-gay orthodoxy and its agenda to destroy America. No amount of game shows could make up for the education I gained at the hands of "Silencing Christians".
This is truly an important documentary and well worth watching. Just look out for the gay Secret Police going door to door and dragging anyone who watches it off to prison. Lock your doors, batten down your windows, and tune into "Silencing Christians" for an important dose of TRUTH.
I tuned into watch the Jeopardy re-run that ABC airs every Saturday night (around heres, anyway), and I was watching and I was like, "WTF Trebek got his mustache back and for some reason he's raving about gays destroying America. And he's not even asked any questions! Isn't this guy from Canada?"
Then I realized I was watching a new "documentary" about how gays are silencing Christians. It opened with a prolific montage "FREEDOM OF SPEE--BAM! NOT FOR CHRISTIANS! RIGHT TO ASSEMB--BAM! NOT FOR CHRISTIANS!" etc. I was astounded, glued to my chair. Obviously my viewing of prime-time network television had been hijacked by a guerilla broadcast from the Christian underground, possibly being beamed from a van down the street. After all, since they are being silenced, it stands to reason they would not be allowed to broadcast an hour-long "documentary" espousing their religious dogma on national television. I mean, what's next, entire networks devoted to Christian programming? The very idea is ludicrous in this liberal-fascist society of ours.
Next came a series of photographs of depressed and saddened children, who are perplexed by the educational system's wretched manhandling of their innocence. "One minute, the kids will be reading about puppies," quotes a middle-aged mother-looking type. "Then they might talk about working together, and getting along. Then they read 'The Two Princes', about two princes falling in love. And then they go, 'Oh, what's this all about?'...There have been scientific findings that kids are bothered by this, confused. Lots of kids are bothered by this." That's right, folks. Today's children are learning that the world is COMPLEX and COMPLICATED. How can their tiny minds handle this? The answer: THEY CAN'T. What's the gay agenda have to say about this confusion? That kids will eventually have to learn about the world around them? Hah! Not likely!
During the viewing, Not-Trebek begged the question, "Many people think that gay marriage won't affect them. YOU may even be thinking that right at this moment!" It pains me, my friends, but at that moment I WAS thinking that. Not-Trebek set me straight: "It affects parents trying to raise their children in a moral environment," as a child peddled his tricycle down the road. I was on the edge of my seat. I KNEW two gay men were going to leap out of the bushes in front of the child and begin 69ing right there on the spot while the innocent child looked on, aghast at this confusing conundrous complication, the sucking and moaning reaching his young innocent ears, scarring him for life, horror welling up on his face as the one man began to slowly insert his tongue into his lover's--well, I won't go on.
And that would be the end of America as we knew it.
Luckily, I was saved from this revelation by Not-Trebek cutting off that video and continuing with some hard facts, like that gays are responsible for AIDS. This fact was delivered by none other than a BLACK MAN, so you know that it's true! This minority hero continued with his righteous speech, defending a mayor's right to say this fact in his speech and deploring the mayor's censoring. When such words are delivered by an African American, who can stand and say that he is wrong? RACISTS, that's who.
Not-Trebek also pointed out to me that there have been ten church shootings in San Francisco or Boston or some other equally crazy liberal fag town in a decade or something, and that this means that Christians are literally HIDING in those cities because of this, because any minute gays wielding AK-47s are going to burst through the stained-glass windows and begin mowing down the choir, before stripping off their clothes and defiling the pulpit with a massive gay orgy. I thought he would comment on the recent church shooting in Kansas of an abortion doctor by a Pro-Life militant, but he seems to have overlooked this important fact. No more can we allow gay Pro-Life militants to come into our Kansan churches and shoot down our devout, Christian abortion doctors. No more. No more!
The "documentary" continued, leaving what would have been a Wheel of Fortune re-run in its wake, but I couldn't care less. I had to find out more about the liberal-gay orthodoxy and its agenda to destroy America. No amount of game shows could make up for the education I gained at the hands of "Silencing Christians".
This is truly an important documentary and well worth watching. Just look out for the gay Secret Police going door to door and dragging anyone who watches it off to prison. Lock your doors, batten down your windows, and tune into "Silencing Christians" for an important dose of TRUTH.
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