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Honen Calzoun	I am Dr. Honen Calzoun		Lead	[-]
Posts: 8 May 1, 2008 08:51 PM	Tags : None I am a mad scientist on a quest to take over ze world. But before I do, I need to ask favor. Settle zis argument for me... I have done much research and experimentation and I have concluded that I am ze sexiest man on ze face of ze planet. However, my colleague disagrees and thinks he iz ze sexiest man in ze universe. Of course he iz archaeologist and not scientist like me, so he doesn't really know what he's talking about when it comes to zees sort of things, y'know? So answer me zis... Am I ze sexiest man in ze universe or no? Don't break zis Oni's heart now...
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maverick slayer		#1		[-]
Posts: 9848 May 1, 2008 08:59 PM **Moves away from the mic to breathe in	Oh, this'll be good.
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CTcronoboy		#2		[-]
Posts: 5701 May 1, 2008 11:33 PM Lvl SilentMartyr You cannot grasp the true form of Giygas' attack**	No sorry I am. It was a nice try though. I give you credit for that. Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplaceable spark, in the hopeless swamps of the approximate, the not-quite, the not-yet, the not-at-all. Do not let the hero in your soul perish, in lonely frustration for the life you deserved, but have never been able to reach. Check your road and the nature of your battle. The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it's yours.
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Nucleo McRaven		#3		[-]
Posts: 4 May 2, 2008 12:22 PM	Hello, everyone, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. Nucleo Amadeus McRaven, and I am an archaeologist at a Mage University. Please excuse my friend, Dr. Calzoun. You see, I have concluded after many years of careful study and grueling research that I am cute. In fact, I believe it is quite possible that I am the sexiest man in the universe. I would say that on a scale of 1 to 10, I rate as a flaming 12.987 picante sauce-covered love machine. Now, I know what you're thinking, that's quite obvious just by looking at me and I shouldn't even need to say it, but you see, Dr. Calzoun disagrees. He's conducted his own experiments and is under the delusional thought that he is in fact, the sexiest man in the universe. However, it should be noted that he is not known for being the most competent in his field, as he doesn't always exercise proper control over his variables. I apologize for his intrusion on your humble forums. Please inform him that no one is sexier than me and thus his little crusade can end here and now.
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Incognito123		#4		[-]
Posts: 2405 May 2, 2008 05:02 PM Lvl 50 Big Boss Chocolate Moose Hunter The artist formerly known as WDX.	Can you make a wolverine pur? Currently Playing- ICO(ps2) Anticipating- Resident Evil 4(ps3 or x360), Gears of War 2(x360) DissidiaFF(psp), FFVIIACC(blu ray), FFXIII(ps3), FFXIIIVersus(ps3).
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maverick slayer		#5		[-]
Posts: 9848 May 2, 2008 05:23 PM **Moves away from the mic to breathe in	And a vagina hum? As you may have guessed, professor, only a man of truly high sex caliber can do these actions.
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The Vampiric Angel		#6		[-]
Posts: 1209 May 2, 2008 05:58 PM Level 50 Amhrán Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast	Post pics, I'm sure that Crimson shall be happy to judge. "The world is fucked, and there is nothing you can do about it. Having the vanity to think you can is part of humanity, but humanity is flawed. There is no hope, there is only NECRO." ~ V.I.T.R.I.O.L.
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Nucleo McRaven		#7		[-]
Posts: 4 May 2, 2008 06:50 PM	The picture in my avatar is a pretty accurate representation.
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crimsonreborn		#8		[-]
Posts: 638 May 2, 2008 06:55 PM	I'm sorry both of you. I have done some calculations.... and deducied that you are in fact a triple entity non function. That being said... I have no idea how you're breathing. ... You have destructed all of mathematics as we know it! Well... I only know how to count, no loss here. :D Welcome aboard. Last Edited By: crimsonreborn May 2, 2008 07:14 PM. Edited 1 time.
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Honen Calzoun		#9		[-]
Posts: 8 May 2, 2008 07:28 PM	Yes, yes, of course, professor. You are so sexy, women just love you. Hmm...wonder who that guy iz in Flying Omelette's profile picture. Sure iz a handsome fellow...but not quite as good looking as yours truly.
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Rogue305		#10		[-]
Posts: 1266 May 2, 2008 07:35 PM Lvl 50 Shockadin Who's making cows? My name's not Rouge.	I don't know what to say.
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Nucleo McRaven		#11		[-]
Posts: 4 May 2, 2008 07:47 PM	Honen Calzoun wrote: Hmm...wonder who that guy iz in Flying Omelette's profile picture. Sure iz a handsome fellow...but not quite as good looking as yours truly. Of course, Dr. Calzoun, the problem we are experiencing is that of personal bias. You find yourself and the guy in FO's profile, (in your words), "handsome", because you are both Oni and naturally attracted to things that resemble you. But I think if you looked at it from a completely objective standpoint, ie, someone who is not Snow Mountain Oni like you, or Aridian Mountaindevil such as I, we would see that I am clearly the victor. I have no idea how you're breathing. Breathing is the natural function that brings oxygen in through the lungs and rejects carbon dioxide out of the body. Aerobic organisms, such as me and Dr. Calzoun, and probably everyone else in this room, require oxygen to create energy via respiration. Furthermore...
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Honen Calzoun		#12		[-]
Posts: 8 May 2, 2008 07:49 PM	Hold on...I'll get rid of him... There? Iz dat better?
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Incognito123		#13		[-]
Posts: 2405 May 2, 2008 10:50 PM Lvl 50 Big Boss Chocolate Moose Hunter The artist formerly known as WDX.	Are you guys characters from a comic or something because right now I feel like I am in one. o_O Currently Playing- ICO(ps2) Anticipating- Resident Evil 4(ps3 or x360), Gears of War 2(x360) DissidiaFF(psp), FFVIIACC(blu ray), FFXIII(ps3), FFXIIIVersus(ps3).
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crimsonreborn		#14		[-]
Posts: 638 May 3, 2008 12:27 AM	http://flyingomelettespalace.yuku.com/topic/8389 I'm sexier than all three of you. Last Edited By: crimsonreborn May 3, 2008 12:37 AM. Edited 1 time.
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Honen Calzoun		#15		[-]
Posts: 8 May 3, 2008 05:25 AM	Wait, I need to get better look at you people. Get really, really close to ze monitor... Closer... Okay, dat's good. Now my turn... Sexiest Oni in the Known Universe
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maverick slayer		#16		[-]
Posts: 9848 May 3, 2008 10:02 AM **Moves away from the mic to breathe in	So there are more of you...this board's about to get dirty.
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Light Owl		#17		[-]
Posts: 2 May 3, 2008 11:14 AM	O RLY?
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maverick slayer		#18		[-]
Posts: 9848 May 3, 2008 11:20 AM **Moves away from the mic to breathe in
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Honen Calzoun		#19		[-]
Posts: 8 May 3, 2008 11:28 AM	How'z it going to get dirty? Did someone forget to pay cleaning bill? Sexiest Oni in the Known Universe
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Deuce Koma		#20		[-]
Posts: 3 May 3, 2008 11:30 AM	Hi, there, Honen. ^_^ Oh, is my fiance bothering you. I'll take him away now.
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Honen Calzoun		#21		[-]
Posts: 8 May 3, 2008 11:31 AM	Fiance?!?! Since when were we engaged? Sexiest Oni in the Known Universe
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Deuce Koma		#22		[-]
Posts: 3 May 3, 2008 11:37 AM	Don't try to deny it. C'mon, now, let's get back to the lab.
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Honen Calzoun		#23		[-]
Posts: 8 May 3, 2008 11:38 AM	Dat picture iz just fantasy sequence in your head and you know it. Sexiest Oni in the Known Universe
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Deuce Koma		#24		[-]
Posts: 3 May 3, 2008 01:05 PM	No it's not!
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crimsonreborn		#25		[-]
Posts: 638 May 3, 2008 01:06 PM	Get dirty. NAO. Post pictures.
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